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Are you afraid of the family jewels being taken from the family safe? Put them where no burglar has gone before, a pair of skid marked underpants. Now you see the genius of the Security Briefs, anti-theft protection masquerading as your dirty tighty whiteys.

Dirty Security Underwear Safe

Security Briefs


Disgustingly Funny Dirty Security Underwear Safe

Dirty Security Underwear Safe Features:

  • Secret pouch with a fastener to keep your stash in place
  • The realistic "skid mark" will keep others from touching them.
  • Not even the most hardened criminals have the balls to rile through dirty under garments.

Are you afraid of the family jewels being taken from the family safe? Put them where no burglar has gone before, a pair of skid marked underpants. Now you see the genius of the Security Briefs, anti-theft protection masquerading as your dirty tighty whiteys.

Not meant for wearing, but if you really want to know the size, we would say it's between a Small and Medium sized men's underwear. Security Briefs are Disgustingly Funny. Secretly concels your valuables stash. Has Skid-Mark Technology to ensure no one will touch these things so your valuables are safe. Great Gag Gift!

Price: $7.95
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